Evil, Evil, Evil!!

I knew it!! Bloody Pommies!! Just when I was starting to get my 90 inch Lancaster (the one with PROPER engines) put together and risking the ridicule of submitting the first build photos I get a PM from a person who will go unnamed (are you blushing Tony) who is starting a 134 inch Lancaster. Why is it that I always find out that every one else's is bigger than mine???

What is going to happen now? Well of course his will be bigger, he will build faster and his build quality will make my feeble effort look god awful in comparison - AND to rub salt into the wound his is going to be @#$%^&* bloody *lectric !!! I knew it! A bloody evil plot to try and lower our moral before the next Cricket Test. I shall start a movement to chuck out our colonial masters and declare Australia a republic !!!!!!

Garry Pollard wrote: Congrats Grumps, one of the funniest posts I have seen on here, well written, and to make it even worse, Tony is building it for ME, bless his little cotton socks

My building days are long gone, due to my friend Arthur Ritus. There arnt many peeps who would take something like this on. Tony is a gem of a friend.

Garry

Thanks for the compliment Gary. Tony is like that, he's a bloody good bloke but also a very annoying one! I notice he is so patronising that he offers to give me a head start! But - my revenge will be complete - my model will have an operating bomb bay and make a proper noise when it does it's low level bombing run. It will drop four of our best pace bowlers on your collective imperial heads!!