Dear Dorethy Gasser

Dear Gasser,

I have this problem. One of my regular pilots, a good Colonial Lad named Wallaby Bob is my regular Command Pilot for my Asso Champion. I recently hired an English co-pilot, a charming lass named Chastity Belle. She seems to prefer to get her hours up flying with Wallaby Bob but I'm concerned because they are regularly up to 10 hours over due when doing over night charters.

Wallaby Bob is a virtuous lad with a high moral standard but I have no experience with the morals of English women - I'm a little concerned that she might be leading him astray and I'm not sure what to do. Could your good self - or any other suitably qualified English Gentleman please give me some guidance. I've attached a recent surveillance photograph that might caste some light on the subject.


Notice the leer on Chastity's face !!

Just get wallaby Bob to marry her then all such activities will cease

if theres an auto pilot, and sleeping accomodation on board for those long flights, then this virtous english rose cannot be trusted with a collonial, i suggest sending her mother instead,

Hmmm, you do have a difficulty on your hands Grumps. I have spent a little time consulting my Mills and Boone books, wearing my best Tutu of course, dont worry, Pols not here

I have come up with the following observations.

If Wallaby Bob is such a virtuous lad, he should remove that look on his face, even I wouldnt feel safe with him.
I have extensive experiance of the morals of the english rose,I married one , and would say as an englsh gentleman, you must not worry about them being 10 hours late, your worry should be when SHE is 4 weeks late

However, your surveillance photo does not give the full picture. I need to see the nose of the aircraft. If as I suspect, you being the Nitro Knight, that a noisy evil smelling engine is in the front, there is the root of all your problems. Take it out and convert to electric, and the soothing noise of the hair dryer will quickly put them both to sleep and the naughties will immediatly stop.
You may now realize what a clever bunch we elec wizards are. In one fell swoop we have stopped the population explosion.

Any further problems you may have, please dont hesitate to ask, my consultant fees are very reasonable

Gasser
Mixed pilots consultant's department

Garry Pollard wrote: ....... convert to electric, and the soothing noise of the hair dryer will quickly put them both to sleep.......

That's the whole point for those bloody hairdrier thingies, they are so boring they will send EVERYONE to sleep.

I have one sentence to sum this whole thing up..... You're all mad! haha I had to re-read it several times and still didn't understand it, is it a dig at Nitro/electric? Do the model pilots represent real people? I'm lost! haha

If I saw Wallaby Bob on a dark night (you could hardly miss him with all those teeth) I would be very concerned at my virtuosity let alone Chastity Belle, who looks quite capable of looking after herself!

Klipkopwildlife wrote:

Tom T wrote: I have one sentence to sum this whole thing up..... You're all mad! haha I had to re-read it several times and still didn't understand it, is it a dig at Nitro/electric? Do the model pilots represent real people? I'm lost! haha

It's an age thing Tom! Once you get past about 60 you start becoming a child again!

Tom, don't worry There are a few on here who really are into their second childhood The reason you do not need to worry is that the number 60 was only used as that is close to when they became aware of regression.

Some of us are perfectly normal

The perceived problem regarding Wallaby Bob and Chastity Belle is likely down to them watching RABBITS when they were young.

Tom T wrote: I have one sentence to sum this whole thing up..... You're all mad! haha I had to re-read it several times and still didn't understand it, is it a dig at Nitro/electric? Do the model pilots represent real people? I'm lost! haha

Ahhhhhhhhh - the innocence of youth.

Garry Pollard wrote:
The soothing noise of the hair dryer will quickly put them both to sleep

Gasser
Mixed pilots consultant's department

Ummm Gasser - I .............................................. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz - Uh - oh sorry - bloody hair dryer next door put me to sleep. The thing I can't understand about electrickery is how you manage to stay in control of your model when that infernal whirring noise is lulling you to sleep all the time. Perhaps that why you blokes have so many Lipo fires - you need the smoke alarm to wake you up!!

NITRO ENGINES FOREVER !!!!

Tom T wrote: I have one sentence to sum this whole thing up..... You're all mad! haha I had to re-read it several times and still didn't understand it, is it a dig at Nitro/electric? Do the model pilots represent real people? I'm lost! haha

Dont worry your young head about it Tom, we will explain it all to you when you are a big boy

Garry

This colonial pilot will have to be happy with what he has got, i havnt seen many female pilots, clearly though, she is head and shoulders above the competition