Don't tell anyone I told you this but, 40 years ago my wife and I were on the way to a Jethro Tull concert in Dallas, Texas and were tooling along the Fort worth/Dallas turnpike in our multi-hued VW Micro-bus when a car pulled alongside and passed us a joint. We returned the favor with some of own stash and proceeded to motor on. Suddenly the fan-belt broke (the fan-belt not only drove the generator, but also the cooling impellor on the air-cooled engine). I hastily pulled over and put on my thinking cap. My wife had an old pair of nylons stashed in her purse, so I used them to make a temporary, but effective drive-belt for the engine. Unfortunately the heat had also caused a vapor-lock on the mechanical fuel pump, so I resorted to another hasty solution--I peed on the pump and thus resurected the engine to life. We then proceeded to the concert. We were rewarded at the concert by a little-known "warm-up band called "Yes." After an hour of their play, we could hardly believe that anything could top their performance. WRONG! Ian Anderson (of Jethrow Tull) then proceeded to do a 30-minute virtuoso credenza standing on one leg blowing his flute. I wouldn't have believed it if I hadn't seen it with my own two eyes. The entire audience was speechless. A classically-trained musician had just brought thousands of stoned, rock-crazed people to a complete standstill! He then segued into his more familiar routine and the place went wild!!! I'll never forget that concert.
