Pythons

I was reading about the python menace that has hit Florida and there was one that had come up into someones toilet pan and got stuck, they called the people who catch snakes and they had to take the pan out and pull the rest of the python out of the sewer pipe, took it outside and had to smash the pan  to release the python, just imagine sitting there and one of those slithers up the pipe and grabs your dangly bits
If our Klipy goes  missing from here it could be because a python has had him for lunch as they seem to have a liking for him, he's been attacked again by one so iv heard but the brave Mary beat the monster with a stick and it spat him out 
I had 2 encounters with snakes in Cyprus Nataly and i walked around the car and there was a 2M black one all reared up to strike, Nataly screamed and ran hell for leather
But she did not catch up with me, 
Rat and snakes are my worst nightmare

That's the secret - always go out with someone who can't run as fast as you!