The Café (There is no Topic)

On some forums you can't play this because of the language......You scumbag, you maggot, you cheap lousy faggot, happy Christmas my arse I thank God it's our last.

1 more and I'm stopping for the night. :silly:

I lied...here's one for the vegetarians.

Im about to build a new house for myself and im after something a little different, what do you think

I like the second one, you can turn off the power and the mother in law can't get in. The postie can't bring any more junk mail, either! Bloody awful slope site, though!

Re the post a few pages back on Poly's new limo - mine's a Berlingo van. Only two seats, so half the neighbourhood can't cadge lifts! No back seat to fold down, and I can get me in, which is the most important bit! Goes about 45 - 50 mpg on a 1600 turbo diesel, and doesn't hang about when I lean on the loud pedal. The only grouse is the pedals are a bit close together, so, with my big 'plates' (and boots on), I can press clutch and brake with one foot, or accelerator and brake at the same time, which keeps the tailgater trying to climb in through the back doors guessing!

Re; Polysicks visit to doctor and suppository taken orally , Explains all the hot air and the verbal diahorreah and other bullshit !:ohmy:

Keep the music coming enjoying it again much appreciated

Put some Chopan on you philistine

I 'm toying with the idea of one day visiting Tony on the game reserve in South Africa.....do you think I'll fit in. :woohoo:

Polyancestor.

Looks like you on a bad day.:lol: :lol: :silly:

Graham7 wrote: Looks like you on a bad day.:lol: :lol: :silly:

Do you remember me doing that photo with the Open University?....It had a program that allowed you to enter a picture of yourself, and it devolved you a few million years. .....in my case it only devolved me a few hours after a bad night on the vino. :lol:

Come back Gillette, all is forgiven.

Pol.

shows what can happen if you visit a vet and take the pets medicine

I've got to play this...harmonies bloody brilliant...I'm getting tempted to go and see Tony but he'll end up having me stay there. :woohoo:

I've got qualifications in natural sciences & I can calculate the food chain energy requirement for any species.....except modellers.

This is something I'd love to do but I need more info ....Can I carry my morphine on the 'plane?....has he got lions? Mrs.Poly is slightly allergic to cats but she's fine if they eat her.

Could I drive there?....may take a week but I've got time on my hands.

There's a million questions but I may get there. ....one day. :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:

Klippy's place. Klippy's place

BMFA insurance???? not much good there..:dry:

All this needs to be worked out....but I'd love it.

Toto.....Africa....is it accurate Tony?

No words for this.

One for Garry. ....you'll go blind dude. :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: